July232014 with 40,978 notes

schnickledooger:

ragnaroked:

leave kudos to fanfiction writers. bookmark their fics. give them reviews. let them know you enjoyed reading their fic. its really important do it

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fandom 

9PM with 73,857 notes
agathaheterodyne:

werlicnessebaeddon:

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do


omg it’s a post from my old blog!!!!!!!
And yes I still want to run around this exact point until I get tired

of course your url used to be “beowulfstits”

I love when someone is just like “I’ve just had a silly random thought,” and the universe replies, “We get that a lot actually. We’ve prepped for it already.”

agathaheterodyne:

werlicnessebaeddon:

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

omg it’s a post from my old blog!!!!!!!

And yes I still want to run around this exact point until I get tired

of course your url used to be “beowulfstits”

I love when someone is just like “I’ve just had a silly random thought,” and the universe replies, “We get that a lot actually. We’ve prepped for it already.”

9PM with 70,486 notes

When I gain new followers

tamorapierce:

amusingmurff:

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He’s a silly man who talks very, very fast!  And you’re most welcome, shulkiesmash!

9PM with 231,211 notes

gothiccharmschool:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this. 

I’m a little surprised I never tried this as a child.

9PM with 26,048 notes
“Fan fiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of by the folk.” Henry Jenkins (Director of media studies at MIT)

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9PM with 3,248 notes
good-golly-lolly:

Four O’ Clock

Can I spend some time in a universe where people just wear this sort of thing?

good-golly-lolly:

Four O’ Clock

Can I spend some time in a universe where people just wear this sort of thing?

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8PM with 155,244 notes

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

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8PM with 1 note

catchandelier:

i am currently writing a fanfiction that is literally several hundred thousand words long

edit-writing a book with fronds

planning out another book

and have two more i can go bugnuts with

i am also exploring pointilism and ancient symbols for made-up peoples

WHAT A GODDAMN TIME TO BE ALIVE BOY HOWDY I TELL U WHAT

Are you working on Cranes again, or is this a different fanfiction that is several hundred thousand words long?

1PM with 4,115 notes

acejakeenglish:

Sometimes I’m sad but then I remember that Jack Kerouac and William Burroughs got into a fist fight over the Oxford comma and then I’m alright.

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10AM with 365,612 notes

usapotterfan:

norhuu:

duckypooop:

novur:

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always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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