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Nope.

playswithbooks:

Fuck this book. Fifty pages of nothing but dudes. I don’t need your dude filled future world, book. I don’t give a shit if the one dude who showed up for three pages wasn’t white, or if eventually the perfect fucking hero* gets a female love interest/side kick. Or two. There are better fucking books, and if this pile of boring wins any awards, I will pitch a fit. Ugh.

*I about sprained something rolling my eyes so hard at the pages of repetitive manly admiration for the manly hero’s manly perfection.

I am suddenly reminded of a quote often mistakenly attributed to Dorothy Parker:

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

And I’m curious what book this is.

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preciousterrestrials:

when you and a friend join a fandom together

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ohheyitskt:

 

kawaiislutface:

actual badass makoto kino aka sailor jupiter

if ur into sailor moon and u dont like her we cant be friends

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demons-doctors-detectives:

actualucifer:

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liminalzone:

notwithoutmycoffee:

Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please

"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"

"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"

"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said. 

"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said. 

"Okay, okay, buddy, I think you’re going a little overboard with the red. I think we can tone down the silver, too. What about, like, a nice pale gold? With like, shades of dark brown-green? Or is that too Loki…"
"Uh, Stark-"
"C’mon, Thor, gimme something to work with here. What kind of stand do you need for the hammer?"

"So I’m thinking lots of green and purple-"
Tony-“
"I’m kidding! What about pale blue? You know, those weird unnatural eggshell things. That’s a nice, calming colour. And like, a bit of pale yellow, too."
"I thought you wanted me to "embrace the beast" or whatever-"
"Not in my tower. Do not wreck my tower."

"So did you guys want like a double room, or-"
"Stark-"
I will rip your face off-“
"Alright, Blackhawk! Chill! I’m still thinking joined - hey! That record player actually cost stuff, you know?! You can’t just be tossing - and there’s my fridge. That’s heavy, you know. My mini-fridge is heavy - stop it!"

there’s actually a really great fic of this 

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19th & 20th century tiaras

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crown 

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everybodyilovedies:

Comics FAQ Part II! Part III will come out sometime mid-next week.

Part I Here. Note on part I: YES I SCREWED UP DDXX Ults is 1610, not 1616. By the time my screw up was pointed out to me, the post had already been reblogged to death, so there was little I could do about it Dx

See? COMICS IZ HARD. Do not be ashamed if you do not know the things, because even total amaze-balls experts (*snort*) like myself screw up xD

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foodwarriornetwork:

The streets of San Francisco are lined with pear, plum and apple trees thanks to ‘guerilla grafters’ secretly grafting fruit-bearing scions onto ornamental, non-fruit bearing trees making fresh fruit free and available to everyone who wishes to pick some.

'All you have to do is make a slit with a knife in a branch on the host tree, insert a branch from a fruit-bearing tree, and secure it with tape.  Once it heals, it connects.” — Tara Hui started the movement and has been grafting fruit branches to city trees for two years now.

How great would it be to see free fruit from guerilla grafters growing in your city?  Want to start a trend?

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mithrils-hanger:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, WE KNOW YOU’RE RUNNING LATE AND THAT THIS IS PROBABLY WEIRD FOR YOU, BUT WE CAN’T LET YOU GO TO WORK IN THAT OUTFIT.
WE CARE ABOUT YOU. 
WE CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND, AND WE ONLY WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR YOU.

Norwegian Forest Cats.. listen to them, for they are vikings..

mithrils-hanger:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, WE KNOW YOU’RE RUNNING LATE AND THAT THIS IS PROBABLY WEIRD FOR YOU, BUT WE CAN’T LET YOU GO TO WORK IN THAT OUTFIT.

WE CARE ABOUT YOU. 

WE CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND, AND WE ONLY WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR YOU.

Norwegian Forest Cats.. listen to them, for they are vikings..

cats 

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